top 10 reasons why women can't drive

Ladies out there... don't take it so hard. I've come to accept that some of you can't manage to keep a car in between a solid line and a dotted one for a period of time. We still love you anyways :)

Men invented the car and have thus drove them with greater skill from day one.
Ask a girl how many times they killed the engine on their first day..
More than 10 times i reckon..

Then they start to panic and/or cry.
Maybe it's not because of they're girls themselves.. but the distractions they allow inside their car.

As soon as your girlfriend starts calling you a pig and protesting your agreement with our stance, bring up some of these simple reasons women can’t drive and she's sure to get back to her texting in no time.
10. They drive with dogs in their car.
Think of Paris Hilton driving... with her yippy yappy 'dog' on her lap.. It's an accident waiting to happen!

Anyway, one yippy yappy thing laying on top of another yippy yappy thing spells T.R.O.U.B.L.E.

9. They let their friends in the car.
 When guys have friends in the car, each one of them are behaving like drivers. They pay attention to gear changes, speed, direction of the car, OBSTACLES.. in short, the road.

Regardless of our discussion, there is no eye contact in the car when it's moving. End of Story.

Girls on the other hand, focus on everyone except the road in front of them..

Do us a favour if the above statement applies, take a bus.

8. They clutter their view with junk!

Why are you hanging crap the size of Singapore on your rear view mirrors? Is it not common sense that if you can't see; you can't drive?

Maybe you should drive backwards... wait.....
You can't because your back shelf is laden with "CUTE"whoknowswhat dolls.


Until you ditch all of those crap. This arguement stands.



7. They audition for Indian(or whatever country) Idol while driving.

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Road tunes are as vital as gas itself, but some of what passes for music lately must be partially to blame for bad driving. When women start singing and driving, what's happening in front of you takes a back seat to carefully choreographed screeching. *throws rotten tomatoes*

6. They use mirrors to look at themselves.  


        

No hands on the steering wheel! ok fine... I think the car wasn't moving.

Even if your girlfriend doesn't put on a lump of make up, I bet she still uses it for personal reasons. That's right; for looking at herself. Maybe once is still acceptable..

But geez, will you mutate into Medusa after every traffic light?


5. They make calls and text while driving.

Wow. 2crimes at one go. Wonders of a woman.

Don't lie. I've seen alot of girls doing it! Stop!

Text messages are not that important!

Care much about the other cars around you? Damn...
Dudes, when your girlfriend is driving. Never ever reply to her. You might be saving someone's life.

And if you're driving along and spotted a driver texting on her phone....

OMG, u bttr gt d hell outta thre!






4. They don't have much interest in cars.

You can’t do well at something when your give-a-damn meter reads zero point zero. Women have no interest in cars beyond them serving as appliances of transport. As long as it starts, all is well. So when components make ugly sounds, warning light flashes or smoke appears, it may or may not resonate with the female driver that these are less than ideal operating characteristics.






3. They don't have much interest in driving.

When you talk about their interest in driving, the give-a-damn meter dips into negative figures. It’s understandable; they just don't get the same enjoyment we do, so their focus wanders and their execution suffers.

We're not looking for skill points here. Just keep your car in one lane (preferably the one on the extreme left) at all times. Thanks :)





2. Spatial Awareness = naught.



Women don’t always understand that cars and iPods function a little differently -- and not just on a size level. You don’t just press “shuffle” to parallel park. Choosing “stop” doesn’t halt the vehicle instantly. You can’t move four lanes just like hitting “skip.” There’s no “replay” to do-over when you screw up. It takes time and space to make any traffic move in any car.



1. They have no driving gene.

So, most of the reasons women can’t drive are based on behaviour. The top reason goes deeper: It’s genetic. Despite what we've claimed in bars, we're no experts, but we can tell you this: Women simply do not have the driving gene.

We don't have the waxing gene... but that's not so bad isn't it?

ADMITTEDLY, some women actually do have a clue about what they're doing...
like Danica Patrick, INDY racer. But she's an exception.... an exceptional exception. But still and exception.

Jennifer Saunders shows she can really drive on Top Gear!