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Friday, November 5, 2010

funny definitions

Secret:
Something you tell to one person at a time.















Buffet:
A French word that mean Go and get it yourself.

 












 Yawn:
An honest opinion expressed openly.
yawn














Traffic light:
A device which turns automatically red when your vehicle approaches.

Handkerchief:
Cold storage


Cannibal:
Someone who is fed up with people.

canniball




















Tomorrow:
A device which saves the labor of today.


Gossip:
A person who never tell a lie when truth will do more damage.

Trust:
To give someone complete authority to destroy you.
trust







































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