Engineer's terminology

A number of different approaches are begin Tried	we are still pissing in the wind.
Extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach to the problem	we just hired three kids fresh out of college.
Close project coordination	We know who to blame.
Major technological breakthrough	it works ok, but looks very hi-tech.
Customer satisfaction is delivered assured	we are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.
Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive	the darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.
Test results were extremely gratifying	we are so surprised that the stupid thing works.
The entire concept will have to be abandoned	the only person who understood the thing quit.
It is in the process	it is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.
We will look into it forget it!	We have enough problems for now.
Please note and initial	let's spread responsibility for the screw up
Give us the benefit of your thinking	we'll listen to what you have to sayas long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.
Give us your interpretation	i can't wait to hear this bs! See me or
Let's discuss	come into my office, i'm lonely.
All new	parts not interchangeable with the previous design.
Rugged	too damn heavy to lift!
Lightweight	lighter than rugged.
Years of development	one finally worked.
Energy saving	achieved when the power switch is off.
Low maintenance	impossible to fix if broken.

squaring number ending with 5

 

A quick way to square numbers ending in 5 using the formula BY ONE MORE THAN THE BEFORE.

• 75*75= 5625.
• The answer is in two parts: 56 and 25.
• The last part is always 25.The last part is always 25.
• The first part is the number, 7, multiplied by the number "one more", which is 8
• so the number is 7*8= 56
• 
   
  

how to identify an engineer

Engineer is the one......

1. who never talks about the studies.
2. who carries thing like machine gun and bazooka in earlier days of study and get a strange look from the strangers in his way... and tells them DRAFTER aur SHEET HOLDER HAI. padhai ka samman hota hai.
3. who thinks sessional exams is the others name to leaving the college early.
4. who don't waste any time in examination hall and ask the invigilator "sir kitni der main ja sakte hai?"
5. who gets all the notes photocopied throughout the semester just to realize taht they are useless.
6. who spends whole night in learning the functionality of  a scientific calculator rather than the concepts in which it is used.
7. who thinks all non-technical subjectseasy.
8. who applies new ideas and concepts during viva that would make einstein  commit suicide.
9. who is only concerned with one thing in external practical exam "EXTERNAL AAYA HAI KYA?"
10. who only attend the lectures to be thrown out from the class, so that no one blame them that they were not attending the lectures.
11. who asks teachers week before exams "sir konsi kitaab main saara saara de rakha hai."
12. who know vector calculus but forget how to do long division.

engineers love letter

First One: It is in C Language /* c- program to propose a girl*/
#include “STD ISD PCO.h”
#include “love.h”
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf(?100%?,&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf(?I Love U?);
scanf(?100%?,&reply);
}
if(reply == ?GAALI?)
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == ?SANDAL ?)
exit(1);
else if(reply == ?I Love U?)
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001) kiss = kiss+1; } free(lover); return(home); if(time ==9.30) goto pub; pub: { friends++; party++; booze++; smoke++; if(pub.close()) { pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}
if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}
friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}
home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;
call->lover;
if(phone->voice == (lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice == lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001) { say->ILuvU;
scanf(“100%”,&reply); /* “I Love U” already stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}
sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}
Second One : It is in Java
public class Project
{
public static void main(String args[])
{
int a;
string b;
if(a==0)
{
b = “Zero”;
}
else
{
b = “Non-Zero”;
}
return;
}
}
The Same Program is written again here.

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God help these students.....

funny c program

remove the bug from the following 'C' program

#include
#define last 10
int main()
{
int i,sum=0;

for(i=1;i<=last;i++)

{

sum+=i;

printf("sum=%d",sum);

return 0;

}