how to identify an engineer

Engineer is the one......

1. who never talks about the studies.
2. who carries thing like machine gun and bazooka in earlier days of study and get a strange look from the strangers in his way... and tells them DRAFTER aur SHEET HOLDER HAI. padhai ka samman hota hai.
3. who thinks sessional exams is the others name to leaving the college early.
4. who don't waste any time in examination hall and ask the invigilator "sir kitni der main ja sakte hai?"
5. who gets all the notes photocopied throughout the semester just to realize taht they are useless.
6. who spends whole night in learning the functionality of  a scientific calculator rather than the concepts in which it is used.
7. who thinks all non-technical subjectseasy.
8. who applies new ideas and concepts during viva that would make einstein  commit suicide.
9. who is only concerned with one thing in external practical exam "EXTERNAL AAYA HAI KYA?"
10. who only attend the lectures to be thrown out from the class, so that no one blame them that they were not attending the lectures.
11. who asks teachers week before exams "sir konsi kitaab main saara saara de rakha hai."
12. who know vector calculus but forget how to do long division.