frogger

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space invaders

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tetris

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snakes

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asteroids

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PACMAN

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how to identify an engineer

Engineer is the one......

1. who never talks about the studies.
2. who carries thing like machine gun and bazooka in earlier days of study and get a strange look from the strangers in his way... and tells them DRAFTER aur SHEET HOLDER HAI. padhai ka samman hota hai.
3. who thinks sessional exams is the others name to leaving the college early.
4. who don't waste any time in examination hall and ask the invigilator "sir kitni der main ja sakte hai?"
5. who gets all the notes photocopied throughout the semester just to realize taht they are useless.
6. who spends whole night in learning the functionality of  a scientific calculator rather than the concepts in which it is used.
7. who thinks all non-technical subjectseasy.
8. who applies new ideas and concepts during viva that would make einstein  commit suicide.
9. who is only concerned with one thing in external practical exam "EXTERNAL AAYA HAI KYA?"
10. who only attend the lectures to be thrown out from the class, so that no one blame them that they were not attending the lectures.
11. who asks teachers week before exams "sir konsi kitaab main saara saara de rakha hai."
12. who know vector calculus but forget how to do long division.

interesting questions

Here is the world's easiest test. You should be able to get 100% on this one.....
 

1. How long did the hundred year war last?
2. Which country makes Panama hats?
3. From what animal do we get catgut?
4. In what month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5. What is Camel's hair brush made from?
6. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7. What was King George VI's first name?
8. What color is a Purple Finch?
9. Where are Chinese Gooseberries from?
10. How long did the Thirty Years War last?

 

Ready for the answers?

funny definitions

Secret:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

Buffet:
A French word that mean Go and get it yourself.

 












 Yawn:
An honest opinion expressed openly.

yawn

Traffic light:
A device which turns automatically red when your vehicle approaches.

Handkerchief:
Cold storage


Cannibal:
Someone who is fed up with people.

canniball

Tomorrow:
A device which saves the labor of today.


Gossip:
A person who never tell a lie when truth will do more damage.

Trust:
To give someone complete authority to destroy you.

trust

why?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

funny sayings about colleges

"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."

— Mark Twain

"Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated."

— G. B. Trudeau

"I noticed that almost everyone I went to college with has worked at something other than the subject they majored in. I guess that's one of the reasons for campus unrest."

— Kent McCord

"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed."

— Bruce Lee

"Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates."

— A. Lawrence Lowell

"Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income—which he then spends sending his son to college."

— Bill Vaughn

"Definition of a College professor: someone who talks in other people's sleep."

— W. H. Auden

"Yes I'm a bum. But I'm a Harvard bum."

— Simon Wilder, character in With Honors

"If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous."

— Desmond Bagley

Deep Thoughts 4 Deep Thinkers!!!

Deep Thoughts 4 Deep Thinkers!!!

1. Save the whales………collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like……….. night.

3. On the other hand…….. you have different fingers.

4. 42.7 percent of all statistics……. are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers…… give the rest a bad name.

6. Remember, half the people you know …….are below average.

7. He who laughs last ……..thinks slowest.

8. Depression is merely anger…….. without enthusiasm.

9. The early bird may get the worm………. but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

10. Support bacteria!!…….. they’re the only culture some people have.

11. A clear conscience……… is usually the sign of a bad memory.

12. Change is inevitable……… except from vending machines.

13. If you think nobody cares……… try missing a couple of payments.

14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis???………. raise my hand.

15. OK………… so what’s the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way………you’re in the wrong lane.

17. Hard work pays off in the future………laziness pays off now.

18. Every one has a photographic memory…….. some just don’t have film.

19. How much deeper would the ocean be ……..without sponges?

20. Eagles may soar……….. but turkeys don’t get sucked into jet engines.

21. What happens if you get scared half to death……… twice?

22. I couldn’t repair your brakes………… so I made your horn louder.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you……… for your name???

24. Inside every older person………. is a younger person wondering what happened!!!

25. Just remember……….if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.

26. Light travels faster than sound………. that’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

27. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates . . . …..it’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

engineers love letter

First One: It is in C Language /* c- program to propose a girl*/
#include “STD ISD PCO.h”
#include “love.h”
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf(?100%?,&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf(?I Love U?);
scanf(?100%?,&reply);
}
if(reply == ?GAALI?)
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == ?SANDAL ?)
exit(1);
else if(reply == ?I Love U?)
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001) kiss = kiss+1; } free(lover); return(home); if(time ==9.30) goto pub; pub: { friends++; party++; booze++; smoke++; if(pub.close()) { pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}
if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}
friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}
home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;
call->lover;
if(phone->voice == (lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice == lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001) { say->ILuvU;
scanf(“100%”,&reply); /* “I Love U” already stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}
sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}
Second One : It is in Java
public class Project
{
public static void main(String args[])
{
int a;
string b;
if(a==0)
{
b = “Zero”;
}
else
{
b = “Non-Zero”;
}
return;
}
}
The Same Program is written again here.

top 10 reasons why women can't drive

Ladies out there... don't take it so hard. I've come to accept that some of you can't manage to keep a car in between a solid line and a dotted one for a period of time. We still love you anyways :)

Men invented the car and have thus drove them with greater skill from day one.
Ask a girl how many times they killed the engine on their first day..
More than 10 times i reckon..

Then they start to panic and/or cry.
Maybe it's not because of they're girls themselves.. but the distractions they allow inside their car.

As soon as your girlfriend starts calling you a pig and protesting your agreement with our stance, bring up some of these simple reasons women can’t drive and she's sure to get back to her texting in no time.
10. They drive with dogs in their car.
Think of Paris Hilton driving... with her yippy yappy 'dog' on her lap.. It's an accident waiting to happen!

Anyway, one yippy yappy thing laying on top of another yippy yappy thing spells T.R.O.U.B.L.E.

9. They let their friends in the car.
 When guys have friends in the car, each one of them are behaving like drivers. They pay attention to gear changes, speed, direction of the car, OBSTACLES.. in short, the road.

Regardless of our discussion, there is no eye contact in the car when it's moving. End of Story.

Girls on the other hand, focus on everyone except the road in front of them..

Do us a favour if the above statement applies, take a bus.

8. They clutter their view with junk!

Why are you hanging crap the size of Singapore on your rear view mirrors? Is it not common sense that if you can't see; you can't drive?

Maybe you should drive backwards... wait.....
You can't because your back shelf is laden with "CUTE"whoknowswhat dolls.


Until you ditch all of those crap. This arguement stands.



7. They audition for Indian(or whatever country) Idol while driving.

istockphoto.com

Road tunes are as vital as gas itself, but some of what passes for music lately must be partially to blame for bad driving. When women start singing and driving, what's happening in front of you takes a back seat to carefully choreographed screeching. *throws rotten tomatoes*

6. They use mirrors to look at themselves.  


        

No hands on the steering wheel! ok fine... I think the car wasn't moving.

Even if your girlfriend doesn't put on a lump of make up, I bet she still uses it for personal reasons. That's right; for looking at herself. Maybe once is still acceptable..

But geez, will you mutate into Medusa after every traffic light?


5. They make calls and text while driving.

Wow. 2crimes at one go. Wonders of a woman.

Don't lie. I've seen alot of girls doing it! Stop!

Text messages are not that important!

Care much about the other cars around you? Damn...
Dudes, when your girlfriend is driving. Never ever reply to her. You might be saving someone's life.

And if you're driving along and spotted a driver texting on her phone....

OMG, u bttr gt d hell outta thre!






4. They don't have much interest in cars.

You can’t do well at something when your give-a-damn meter reads zero point zero. Women have no interest in cars beyond them serving as appliances of transport. As long as it starts, all is well. So when components make ugly sounds, warning light flashes or smoke appears, it may or may not resonate with the female driver that these are less than ideal operating characteristics.






3. They don't have much interest in driving.

When you talk about their interest in driving, the give-a-damn meter dips into negative figures. It’s understandable; they just don't get the same enjoyment we do, so their focus wanders and their execution suffers.

We're not looking for skill points here. Just keep your car in one lane (preferably the one on the extreme left) at all times. Thanks :)





2. Spatial Awareness = naught.



Women don’t always understand that cars and iPods function a little differently -- and not just on a size level. You don’t just press “shuffle” to parallel park. Choosing “stop” doesn’t halt the vehicle instantly. You can’t move four lanes just like hitting “skip.” There’s no “replay” to do-over when you screw up. It takes time and space to make any traffic move in any car.



1. They have no driving gene.

So, most of the reasons women can’t drive are based on behaviour. The top reason goes deeper: It’s genetic. Despite what we've claimed in bars, we're no experts, but we can tell you this: Women simply do not have the driving gene.

We don't have the waxing gene... but that's not so bad isn't it?

ADMITTEDLY, some women actually do have a clue about what they're doing...
like Danica Patrick, INDY racer. But she's an exception.... an exceptional exception. But still and exception.

Jennifer Saunders shows she can really drive on Top Gear!

Funny football

pain full injuries with some dramatic incidents which makes this game so special

football potentially drastic
here is some examples