Illogical one liners

1. All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
2. It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
3. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
4. We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
5. I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
6. I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
7. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
8. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
9. It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.  
10. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.