facebook smileys

All Facebook emoticons

Facebook prank for friends

some cool smiley for skype

		Finger	(finger)
		Bandit	(bandit)
		Drunk	(drunk)
		Smoking	(smoking)(smoke)(ci)
		Toivo	(toivo)
		Rock	(rock)
		Headbang	(headbang)(banghead)
		Bug	(bug)
		Fubar	(fubar)
		Poolparty	(poolparty)
		Swearing	(swear)
		TMI	(tmi)
		Heidy	(heidy)
		Mooning	(mooning)

Engineer's terminology

A number of different approaches are begin Tried	we are still pissing in the wind.
Extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach to the problem	we just hired three kids fresh out of college.
Close project coordination	We know who to blame.
Major technological breakthrough	it works ok, but looks very hi-tech.
Customer satisfaction is delivered assured	we are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.
Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive	the darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.
Test results were extremely gratifying	we are so surprised that the stupid thing works.
The entire concept will have to be abandoned	the only person who understood the thing quit.
It is in the process	it is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.
We will look into it forget it!	We have enough problems for now.
Please note and initial	let's spread responsibility for the screw up
Give us the benefit of your thinking	we'll listen to what you have to sayas long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.
Give us your interpretation	i can't wait to hear this bs! See me or
Let's discuss	come into my office, i'm lonely.
All new	parts not interchangeable with the previous design.
Rugged	too damn heavy to lift!
Lightweight	lighter than rugged.
Years of development	one finally worked.
Energy saving	achieved when the power switch is off.
Low maintenance	impossible to fix if broken.

Illogical one liners

1. All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
2. It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
3. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
4. We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
5. I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
6. I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
7. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
8. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
9. It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.  
10. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Your Name on the Task Bar

Hey its a very cool trick u can amaze u r friends and relatives by inserting your name on the bottom right task-bar. Follow the instructions bellow:

Open Control Panel
then regional and Language Options
after that Customize.
Thats it.
using this what you can do is the following things

• you can change the name of start menu name.
• also you can replace AM and PM in your clock with any of name.

 now implement this and enjoy.................