facebook smileys

All Facebook emoticons

Facebook prank for friends

some cool smiley for skype

		Finger	(finger)
		Bandit	(bandit)
		Drunk	(drunk)
		Smoking	(smoking)(smoke)(ci)
		Toivo	(toivo)
		Rock	(rock)
		Headbang	(headbang)(banghead)
		Bug	(bug)
		Fubar	(fubar)
		Poolparty	(poolparty)
		Swearing	(swear)
		TMI	(tmi)
		Heidy	(heidy)
		Mooning	(mooning)

Engineer's terminology

A number of different approaches are begin Tried	we are still pissing in the wind.
Extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach to the problem	we just hired three kids fresh out of college.
Close project coordination	We know who to blame.
Major technological breakthrough	it works ok, but looks very hi-tech.
Customer satisfaction is delivered assured	we are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.
Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive	the darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.
Test results were extremely gratifying	we are so surprised that the stupid thing works.
The entire concept will have to be abandoned	the only person who understood the thing quit.
It is in the process	it is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.
We will look into it forget it!	We have enough problems for now.
Please note and initial	let's spread responsibility for the screw up
Give us the benefit of your thinking	we'll listen to what you have to sayas long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.
Give us your interpretation	i can't wait to hear this bs! See me or
Let's discuss	come into my office, i'm lonely.
All new	parts not interchangeable with the previous design.
Rugged	too damn heavy to lift!
Lightweight	lighter than rugged.
Years of development	one finally worked.
Energy saving	achieved when the power switch is off.
Low maintenance	impossible to fix if broken.

Illogical one liners

1. All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
2. It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
3. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
4. We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
5. I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
6. I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
7. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
8. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
9. It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.  
10. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Your Name on the Task Bar

Hey its a very cool trick u can amaze u r friends and relatives by inserting your name on the bottom right task-bar. Follow the instructions bellow:

Open Control Panel
then regional and Language Options
after that Customize.
Thats it.
using this what you can do is the following things

• you can change the name of start menu name.
• also you can replace AM and PM in your clock with any of name.

 now implement this and enjoy.................

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squaring number ending with 5

 

A quick way to square numbers ending in 5 using the formula BY ONE MORE THAN THE BEFORE.

• 75*75= 5625.
• The answer is in two parts: 56 and 25.
• The last part is always 25.The last part is always 25.
• The first part is the number, 7, multiplied by the number "one more", which is 8
• so the number is 7*8= 56
• 
   
  

youtube bufferung vidio (don't get pissed off)

When you open youtube for some videos you might have seen it buffering for a little time before it get started.
But sometimes when it takes too long to get it started with video and you get pissed off by that time. so what i am telling you will not help to make you get the video soon but rather help to make you wait patiently for the same by diverting your mind ;)

This is basically not a trick may be you all know this.

Whenever you see a video buffering during that time click on the video and just tap an arrow key you will see that a game popularly known as snake will be seen and you can play it though there is no any score and no competition but you can play till until you get started with the video....

Notpad Constantly Repeat Messages

Constantly Repeat Messages Using this notepad trick you can annoy anyone and can actually force them to log off or leave the computera. This notepad trick will create an infinite cycle of a message in the computer. Follow the steps to know more:

• Open Notepad.
• Paste the following code in the notepad file:

@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * Are you having fun?
msg * I am!
msg * Lets have fun together!
msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d
GOTO BEGIN

• Save the file with any file name but with .bat as extension and close it. For eg. Freakymessage.bat

After saving the file just open it (by double clicking) and see what happens.
Pssstttt……. You can piss of your friends by sending it as an email attachment asking them to try it out !
or you can name it which is more likely to be opened by the the user(the victim) and change the picture of the folder accordingly.............

Common miss spell trick

A funny but harmless prank is to change the victim's auto-correct feature in Microsoft Word. This is very easy to accomplish and very easy to undo. The purpose of this gag is so that when your victim is typing words, the auto-correct feature will replace words throughout the document.

To do this,

• you will need to open Word, choose "Autocorrect Options," located in the Tools menu.
• then have it replace common words. 
• An example of this could be, when they type the word "kunal," have the auto-correct feature replace "kunal" with the word, "kamala" or replace the word "tushar" with the word, "tomato"

i know you a ton of words might be coming into your mind, so try them all...........

and enjoy...........

Facebook blank post trick

NORMALLY YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO POST A BLANK STATUS ON YOUR FACEBOOK WALL BUT NOW YOU CAN MAKE A BLANK POST AND MAKE YOUR FRIENDS SCRATCH THEIR HEAD

HERE THE STEPS INVOLVED:

• OPEN YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT.
• GO TO STATUS UPDATE BOX.
• HOLD alt KEY.
• AND TYPE 0173.
• LEAVE alt KEY.
• AND SHARE IT 

YOU WILL SEE THAT BY FOLLOWING THE ABOVE PROCEDURE YOUR BLANK STATUS IS READY TO MAKE YOUR FRIENDS CONFUSED..........

vodafone free internet

Friends if you don't want to wast your time turning on you pc for a notification and want to access it on your mobile without paying for it then you came at the right place

this trick is only for vodafone users


the steps are as follow:

• TYPE *444*5# FROM YOUR VODAFONE MOBILE PHONE
• YOU WILL GET 20 MBs FOR 1 DAY VALIDITY.
• FOR WHICH Rs 4 WILL BE DEDUCTED.
• NOW  BEFORE 24 HOURS GET COMPLETED AGAIN DIAL *444*5# FROM YOUR PHONE.
• NOE YOUR BALANCE WOULDN'T BE DEDUCTED AND THE VALIDITY AND FREE MB's WILL BE CREDITED INTO YOU ACCOUNT.
• KEEP REPEATING THE PROCEDURE.

ENJOY FREE INTERNET 




DISCLAIMER: THE TRICK HAS BEEN TESTED AND FOUND TO BE WORKING TILL THE DATE.
THE ADMIN IS NOT RESPOSNSILE IF ITS NOT WORKING